A Concise Solution to the P=NP? Problem

To solve P=NP? is to answer the following question:

Can we solve strictly more problems with a computer that does not exist?

Thus we have proved that this problem is nonsense. QED.

Seriously, this blog took me years to conceive, and a week to write. Please don't take it lightly. If you need a more "authoritative" proof, please refer to this.